so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

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cradily:

*sings “ai se eu te pego” in a mournful fashion*

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artdumpling:

shots fired

artdumpling:

shots fired

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captain-boomerang:

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15 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #356

ultrafacts:

1. If you place a ripe banana next to a green tomato, the tomato will ripen due to the ethylene gas produced by the banana

2. Yawning actually cools down your brain which helps to get rid of stress.

3. Holding your drink at bellybutton levels at bars/parties will make you look more confident.

4. If the sidewalk is too hot for your bare palm for three seconds, then it’s way too hot for your dog’s paws.

5. Your struggle is part of your story. Just don’t let it be the last chapter.

6. Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.

7. If you slurp your food loudly at a Japanese restaurant, it shows a positive gesture and lets the chef know you enjoy the food.

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

image

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4gifs:

When you see it…

4gifs:

When you see it…

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Straight White Boy Problem #39

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i put three winky faces and she didnt send the nudes. emotions. *fix you by coldplay begins playing in the distance*

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starllex:

*cop pulls me over* 

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" 

"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 

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lion:

Relationship goals

lion:

Relationship goals

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guy:

this is my fav iggy azalea music video(:

guy:

this is my fav iggy azalea music video(:

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